Archive for November, 2009

Pompey Penalties – Phew!

Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney’s hat-trick helped guide Manchester United to victory over bottom-of-the table Portsmouth. Rooney put the visitors ahead from the spot after he was brought down by Michael Brown only for Kevin-Prince Boateng’s penalty to haul Pompey level.  Ryan Giggs crossed for Rooney to slot in and the Welsh winger was then fouled to allow the England striker to grab his third with a second penalty.  Giggs added a late free-kick as United kept the pressure on leaders Chelsea.

The win moved United to within two points of Premier League table-toppers Chelsea, who play Arsenal on Sunday.  It was Giggs’ 100th Premier League goal and capped a performance of vision and verve which has been the trademark of an illustrious career – and this a day ahead of the his 36th birthday.

United boss Sir Alex Ferguson had to watch from the stands as he began the first of a two-game touchline ban and, in an even first half, it was far from comfortable viewing for the Scot before his team eased away to victory.

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Atlantis Home Safely

Space Shuttle Atlantis

Space Shuttle Atlantis

Space shuttle Atlantis landed at Kennedy Space Center, Fla. at 9:44 a.m. EST, approx 15 minutes ago, winding up the STS-129 mission that included three spacewalks and more than six days at the International Space Station. The orbiter took 14 tons of cargo in its payload bay, including two large carriers with spare parts to sustain station operations after the shuttles are retired next year, to the orbiting laboratory.

Atlantis also brought home Mission Specialist and former Expedition 20 and 21 Flight Engineer Nicole Stott, who spent 87 days on the International Space Station. Her return brings to an end nearly a decade of space shuttle use to rotate crew on the station.

Tuesday at 10 a.m., European Space Agency astronaut Frank De Winne handed over command of the station to NASA astronaut Jeff Williams. De Winne and Expedition 21 Flight Engineers Roman Romanenko and Robert Thirsk are scheduled to leave the station for return to Earth in a Soyuz capsule on Nov. 30.

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Fergie Team Ruins Home Record

Ferguson put out the kids mixed with some experience against Besiktas and it backfired, costing United a long, unbeaten home record in Champions League football going back 8 years. The teams that Ferguson puts out must really frustrate the fans who pay such a large amount of money in both travel (never cheap) and ticket prices and, in some cases, food at the ground. I am against the playing of kids in the Champions League, experience is one thing, but these kids last night were out of their depth. Rafael in particular, did not have a clue at left back and was being drawn out of position most of the game. In fact, I put the blame on him for our defeat.

Vidic was man marking during their break, you can see him shouting to Rafael to cover a spot, he was ignored. He then shouts at Rafael to go forward to close down the player with the ball, shaping to shoot. Rafael again ignored him, allowing the shot, and then Rafael deflected the ball with his head, just out of reach of a lunging Foster in goal. This all happened in the closing seconds of the 19th minute, 19 minutes of total domination but no depth, from the kids. They ran Besiktas ragged in this period and the final ball was totally and utterely wasted.

Besiktas could not believe their luck, and from then on it was backs to the wall with every attempt telegraphed, every shot clearly defined, and defenders were able to put body between ball and goal. The shots that did get on target were dealt with by the Turks man of the match, their keeper who had a one man show at some stages.

In the second half, Besiktas, seeing a light at the end of the tunnel, began to force United backwards, getting more and more chances whilst keeping a minimum 3 players back defending on the half way line, and it worked. United soon ran out of ideas and chances began to fizzle out. Ferguson made substitutions with Owen on for a hard working Ji Sung Park, but I am not even sure if Owen even touched the ball! Evra came on and did make quite a difference, creating more chances in 20 odd minutes, than the team had in the earlier parts of the game.

I was singularly unimpressed watching this farce last night, and feel for those who paid out to be so disappointed. The only player who impressed me was their keeper.

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Shuttle Crew Coming Home

Shuttle Atlantis

Shuttle Atlantis

The seven astronauts on shuttle Atlantis have bid farewell to the crew of the space station and are gearing up to undock on Wednesday.

STS-129 shuttle commander Charlie Hobaugh led the crew in last goodbyes, after his team spent about a week at the orbiting laboratory delivering spare parts and paving the way for the final building stages of the station.

Hobaugh and company shut the hatches between their orbiter and the International Space Station (ISS) Tuesday afternoon, and they plan to detach from the outpost at 4:53 a.m. EST (0953 GMT) Wednesday and head back to Earth for a landing at 9:44 a.m. EST (1444 GMT) on Friday.

Departing with Hobaugh are pilot Barry Wilmore and mission specialists Leland Melvin, Randy Bresnik, Mike Foreman and Robert “Bobby” Satcher, Jr. A seventh crewmember, NASA astronaut Nicole Stott, will join them on the return trip after spending about three months on the station as an Expedition 21 flight engineer.

“It’s just been a really amazing adventure, and I think the station is better for it, and I’m just really thankful to have had a part in it,” Stott said of her mission Tuesday.

Earlier today during a change-of-command ceremony ISS commander Frank DeWinne of Belgium officially transferred control of the station to new commander Jeff Williams of NASA.

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Fletcher The Hit Man!

Darren Fletcher United & Scotland

Darren Fletcher United & Scotland

Manchester United hardman Darren Fletcher has revealed that he revels in his new tough guy image at Old Trafford.  Scottish international Fletcher has established himself as the stereotypical big game player this season after seasons spent as part of Sir Alex Ferguson’s supporting cast at United.  And in a revealing interview with United fanzine United We Stand he has warned the big names of English and European football that he is going to be in their face for the rest of their careers.  Fletcher said: ‘I love challenging myself against all the best players and a lot of them play in the Premiership.  ‘I watch how good they are, but when we play them I think to myself: ‘Right, I’m going to see how good you really are.  ‘Fabregas, Lampard and Gerrard, I’m going to get against you and see how you like it. And when you’ve not got the ball I’m still going to get about you and see how you like it.”

‘I’m going to ask you: “Do you fancy it? Do you like getting kicked? Do you like the fact that I am going to be at you for the whole 90 minutes? As soon as you get the ball I am going to be in your face. You are not going to like it one bit.  “And when we have the ball I am going to run you into the corner and you’re going to follow me. Are you ready for that? Because that’s what’s going to happen.”  ‘I love the challenge of playing against the best players in the world. Lampard is the one who stands out in the Premiership. His movement is outstanding for such a big lad.

‘He’s fit, runs all day, but if you turn your back and he gets blindside of you he’s gone. You have to be so aware of him for the whole game, concentrating 100 per cent.  ‘You can’t watch the ball; you have to watch the player. Lose your concentration and switch off and he will punish you.  ‘When we play against Chelsea, the manager asks me to get against him and stop him. Stop those runs into the box. I’ve managed to do that.

‘I love the big games. I get excited before them and not a bit nervous. I dreamed about playing in these games as a kid so I’m determined to make the most of them while I am there, determined to test myself to my full ability.  ‘I don’t want to sound big headed, but I’ve never come up against anyone who has torn me to shreds.  ‘The only time that has happened has been in training against Roy Keane and Paul Scholes. I do enjoy the big games, I really do.  ‘In my younger games, I would perhaps sit back in the so-called lesser games.  ‘I’d let the lads go and play while covering for them. But in the big games I’d come out wanting the ball all the time.  ‘I’ve had to learn to do that in every game, to do it week in week out.

‘I’ve made a conscious effort in the last couple of years to play every game as if it’s my last. If I’m going to stay in the team, I believe I have to play like that. It has worked quite well for me. My whole goal is to win the game and put in a performance which keeps me in the team.  ‘There is huge competition for places at Manchester United and if I don’t have that attitude then I’ll not be in the team.’  Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been one coach to label Fletcher a destructive player this season, the Frenchman’s comments coming in the wake of his team’s 2-1 defeat at Old Trafford early in the campaign.  Fletcher’s latest views will hardly dissuade anybody from the view that he is in United’s team for his combative qualities rather than this more artistic skills.  Nevertheless, the Scotland captain scored a superb goal as United beat Everton 3-0 at the weekend and has hinted that he may be able to get forward more often now that Cristiano Ronaldo has left the club.

He added: ‘Any team in the world would miss him. He is a fantastic player and a great goalscorer.  ‘He adapted so much when he was here. He went from being a silky winger to being a goalscorer winger and the best player in the world.  ‘Hopefully we can become a more rounded team and other players will raise their game to cover the gap left by his absence.  ‘We need more goals from midfield and more goals from all he players. That will make us a stronger team, because we won’t be as reliant on one player.  ‘Much as Cristiano was brilliant for us, the team sacrificed a lot for him too.  ‘As a midfielder, I knew that I couldn’t go bombing forward because Cristiano had gone forward.

‘I knew that I had to cover on the right so that the left back and left midfielder couldn’t double up on our full back.  ‘Maybe now we’re a lot more rigid 4-4-2, with everyone knowing their role. There are perhaps more opportunities for midfielders to get in the box and get goals.’  Known at Old Trafford as a modest player, Fletcher has spoken in the past about how much he learned from the departed Roy Keane. It is clear he also looks up to Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes.  ‘Some of us have achieved a little bit of success, but Giggsy blows us all out of the water,’ he said.

‘We’re all jealous of him and we want more of what he’s had. We want to match his medal haul.  ‘He’s got the perfect balance. He’s a wealthy man and he can enjoy himself, but he doesn’t throw it in anyone’s face.  ‘He’s not in the papers every week for the wrong reasons or them daft magazines.  ‘He’s a dedicated family man, a dedicated professional and a legend here at United.  ‘He’s played more games than anyone in the club’s history, won more trophies and scored in every season of the Premier League.  ‘It was great to have someone like that here when I was a youngster. I looked up to him and saw that there was no ego. You have an ego at this club and it gets kicked straight out of you.  ‘Some players come in a little bit confident, but it’s out of them within a few weeks.  ‘How Scholesy has never been nominated for European or World Player of the Year is beyond me. ‘Scholesy is still a frightening player now, but when he was scoring 20-odd goals a year from midfield he was among the very best.  ‘He probably didn’t get those awards because he disappeared straight after training and didn’t do any interviews.  ‘Look at the foreign players after the European games – they all want to swap shirts with Giggs and Scholes.  ‘It was funny watching (Ivan) de la Pena before the Espanyol game at Old Trafford. He was in awe of Scholesy and looking up to him as if he was a god.  ‘He arranged for shirts to be swapped before the game. Scholesy seemed a bit embarrassed. Good players know great players and they respect them. ’I have to train with Scholesy every day so I know how good he is. I can’t get near him.’

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United Fletch Their Muscles

Manchester United’s Darren Fletcher produced a superb strike as he helped his side ease to a win over Everton. Fletcher converted United’s dominance into a goal when he got over a hip-high ball and sent a shot into the top corner from the edge of the box.  Michael Carrick swept in the second after being picked out by Ryan Giggs. Antonio Valencia completed Everton’s misery when his angled far post shot went in via a deflection as the champions ran out comfortable winners. It was an improved performance from United following two defeats in three Premier League and came after leaders Chelsea had temporarily moved eight points clear of them by hammering 4-0 Wolves. Everton had knocked United out at the FA Cup semi-final stage last season but, without a win at Old Trafford in the league since 1992, anything but a United win seemed unlikely – and so it proved. Read the rest of this entry »

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Payment For NOT Rearing Pigs?

Dear Secretary of State for Ag & Fish

My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs.. I would now like to join the “not rearing pigs” business. In your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to rear pigs on, and which is the best breed of pigs not to rear? I want to be sure I approach this endeavour in keeping with all government policies, as dictated by the EU under the Common Agricultural Policy.

I would prefer not to rear bacon pigs, but if this is not the type you want not rearing, I will just as gladly not rear porkers. Are there any advantages in not rearing rare breeds such as Saddlebacks or Gloucester Old Spots, or are there too many people already not rearing these?

As I see it, the hardest part of this programme will be keeping an accurate record of how many pigs I haven’t reared. Are there any Government or Local Authority courses on this? Or can I have a laptop grant to maintain records?  
My friend is very satisfied with this business. He has been rearing pigs for forty years or so, and the best he ever made on them was £1,422 in 1968. That is – until this year, when he received a cheque for not rearing any.

If I get £3,000 for not rearing 50 pigs, will I get £6,000 for not rearing 100? I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 pigs not raised, which will mean about £240,000 for the first year. As I become more expert in not rearing pigs, I plan to be more ambitious, perhaps increasing to, say, 40,000 pigs not reared in my second year, for which I should expect about £2.4 million from your department. Incidentally, I wonder if I would be eligible to receive tradable carbon credits for all these pigs not producing harmful and polluting methane gases?

Another point: These pigs that I plan not to rear will not eat 2,000 tonnes of cereals. I understand that you also pay farmers for not growing crops. Will I qualify for payments for not growing cereals to not feed the pigs I don’t rear?
I am al so considering the “not milking cows” business, so please send any information you have on that too. Please could you also include the current Defra advice on set aside fields? Can this be done on an e-commerce basis with virtual fields (of which I seem to have several thousand hectares)?

In view of the above you will realise that I will be totally unemployed, and will therefore qualify for unemployment benefits. I shall of course be voting for your party at the next general election.
Yours faithfully,

Red Devil Bloggin’ Company

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Ageing – A DNA Link

There is a clear link between living to 100 and inheriting a hyperactive version of an enzyme that prevents cells from ageing, researchers say.  Scientists from the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in the US say centenarian Ashkenazi Jews have this mutant gene.  They found that 86 very old people and their children had higher levels of telomerase which protects the DNA.  They say it may be possible to produce drugs that stimulate the enzyme.

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Standard of Referee’s

Gary Neville

Gary Neville

Manchester United defender Gary Neville has waded into the debate over the standard of refereeing by calling for the creation of an elite referee pool.  They should use a few elite officials in the big games instead of trying to give all referees experience,” Neville was quoted as telling The Times.  “Their decision-making doesn’t seem to be great in the big moments,” he added.  His comments come just days after Sir Alex Ferguson was given a two-game ban for his comments about ref Alan Wiley.  The Football Association handed the 67-year-old Ferguson a four-game ban, with two of those suspended until the end of the 2010/11 season.  Ferguson was fined £20,000 and warned about his future conduct following his disparaging remarks about Wiley’s fitness after United’s 2-2 draw with Sunderland on 3 October.

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Daughter’s Lament

Her hair was up in a pony tail,
          Her favourite dress tied with a bow.
          Today was Daddy’s Day at school,
          And she couldn’t wait to go.

          But her mommy tried to tell her,
          That she probably should stay home.
          Why the kids might not understand,
          If she went to school alone.

          But she was not afraid;
          She knew just what to say.
          What to tell her classmates
          Of why he wasn’t there today.

          But still her mother worried,
          For her to face this day alone.
          And that was why once again,
          She tried to keep her daughter home.

          But the little girl went to school
          Eager to tell them all.
          About a dad she never sees
          A dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back,
          For everyone to meet.
          Children squirming impatiently,
          Anxious in their seats 

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